Bad Thoroughbred Names

I found this list I made of race horse names in my journal the other day. It's from a few years ago, but I figured hey - I've got a blog now!

1. Precocious Sheldon
2. Fat Chance
3. Lazy Susan
4. Paramus Slowdown
5. Fishbelly
6. Herbert Hoofer
7. Glass Half-Empty
8. Napoleon's Bad Winter
9. Mr Coffee-Cups
10. Li'l Pisher